The World Revolves
A survey taken recently said, aloud,
twenty percent of Americans believe
the sun orbits the earth.
There can be no reasoning with that.
Maybe life is an episode of The Twilight Zone.
I'm just waiting for my twist ending:
I'm an alien from a more civilized planet.
Soon they'll come take me away,
home where people understand.
The woman on TV said overall
winning the lottery was a good
experience. She was happy with the outcome.
It changed her life. She's writing
a book because so many people ask
her to relate her lottery story.
Now she doesn't have to give it away
free. Spoiler alert:
She bought a ticket whose numbers
matched other random numbers, so now
other people give a shit what she has
to say.
I heard lotto winners
get lots of free stuff, just for being
lotto winners, from companies and people
trying to impress them.
Maybe life is an episode of The Twilight Zone.
I'm just waiting for my twist ending:
I'm an alien from a better planet.
Soon they'll come take me away,
home where people understand.
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