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Harold

Harold talks to movies.
He says his wife has pickled vision,
and her brain is a cotton ball
he could pick apart, given one free
afternoon. But Harold doesn't have
free time, only bills to pay,
game shows to co-host
from his reclining La-Z-Boy.

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